Kells/19/fandom/whiner and professional complainer/cosplayer

rnints:

"you’re too old to go trick or treating"

SSSHHHHHHshshshhshhhhhhh

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Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

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OH YEAH I GOT THE PATTERN FOR THE  FINGER PIECES CUT OUT FOR MY ARM \o/

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29 minutes ago

Orange is The New Black

Season 1:I fucking hate Pornstache
Season 2:Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee
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oitnb

datenshikate:

One thing that most people overlook in the HP series is that Tonks could look WHATEVER SHE WANTED TO LOOK. Like, she could be the prettiest woman on Earth. But instead she goes around with her own face and FRICKIN PINK HAIR.

If this isn’t a “love and be yourself” message, I don’t know what it is.

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38 minutes ago

naamahdarling:

malefactum:

I’ve gotten a lot of asks wondering how I make the fangs shown above so here is my easy cheap trick:

• Buy plain fake nails from the store (ex: walgreens, cvs, beauty supply, it’s all cheap really and with a whole pack you can make as many as you want or reuse your old ones!)

• Use scissors to cut out fangs to fit your teeth. (Use a size up from your tooth so it will lie flat.)

Purchase denture glue (yes that stuff that old folks use to keep their fake teeth in with)

Apply a small amount to the back of the fake nail/tooth and hold it on to your tooth until it feels secure. (Your lips will help keep it in, don’t worry if it moves when you push it with your tongue.)

Voila! You’re the inhuman creature you have always wished to be. Just.. you know… don’t eat anything except liquids or your dreams will come crashing down.

Eternally Yours, 

   Malefactum

I used to do this in high school.  It really works, and it looks way better than you’d expect.

Scared the shit out of some kid at the mall with it.

Also, this person is inhumanly beautiful.  Goddamn.

(via knight-gwaine)

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40 minutes ago
cosplay ref SHELL WE MAKIN TEEFERS

i feel pretty alone tonight bleh

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1 hour ago
Anonymous asked: draw a dick for me


Answer:

nepetaoffcial:

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1 hour ago
homestuck bless

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2 hours ago

Reblog this if its okay to send ridiculously sexual things to your inbox

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2 hours ago
PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING

In which Mads does not know how to dress himself [x]

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2 hours ago
thank fuck for this whole thing hannibal

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

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