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what are my pronouns. we just don't know

ashle1:

when people joke about something i’m serious about

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(via vessel-of-ineptitude)

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32426
Posted
14 minutes ago

star trek pick-up lines

vulcanblood:

  • [kirk voice] “we’re going to penetrate the area of darkness with a forward thrust”
  • "i must touch you. please.”
  • [uhura voice] “I’d say something, but your magnetism is jamming all of my communication frequencies”
  • [star trek comm whistle noise]
  • [bones voice] “if you’re getting nasty, im gonna leave”
  • [spock voice] “fascinating
  • [pretty alien lady shows up music]
  • [sulu voice] “i can’t wait to tell my plants about this”

(Source: nataliatasha, via c-has-a-blog)

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2183
Posted
12 hours ago
I NEED TO USE THESE

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart, via sometimes-i-debauch)

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507014
Posted
12 hours ago

inkorstardust:

Film MemeFavourite musical / movie with best soundtrack

The Devil’s Carnival (2012) dir. Darren Lynn Bousman

(via michaelemerhouse)

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Posted
12 hours ago

daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

(Source: slimydad, via nataliefuckingdormer)

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93275
Posted
12 hours ago
me

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

(Source: black-quadrant, via punkyseaprincess)

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96059
Posted
12 hours ago

Reblog if you don’t mind getting asks while you’re offline

theolcanadamantiummountainman:

the-ghostly-firefly:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

IT’S THE BEST THING TO COME BACK TO

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(Source: theweirdwendigo, via c-has-a-blog)

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60960
Posted
13 hours ago

nissan420sx:

iamthepulloutking:

WHY do they keep making planet of the apes prequels there’s been like three we know what fucking happens at the end dude we’ve known since like 1975

name one thing simultaneously as cool and funny as a chimp on a horse with a assault rifle

(Source: sexyfemaledecoy, via rustblood)

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21832
Posted
13 hours ago
internetspirit:

this my favourite line in the world

internetspirit:

this my favourite line in the world

(Source: alchemicaltransmutation, via alphaverse)

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26266
Posted
13 hours ago

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

(via eachadiamondtobemined)

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202672
Posted
15 hours ago
me

black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

(via thefaesorceresss)

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203260
Posted
15 hours ago

Fat Girls in Summer

sweet-gherkins:

Fat girls in summer

should not be forced into shorts

that hang like potato sacks

down to kneecaps

and over meaty thighs. 

Fat girls in summer

should cut those frumpy frocks

until the hem is shorter 

and jagged

and lets them fucking breathe.

Fat girls in summer

should not let themselves

be covered

or draped

or ignored.

Not by people nor clothes.

(via cloversoup)

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5807
Posted
15 hours ago

ohdanners:

the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical

(via masloki)

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10754
Posted
15 hours ago
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